asshaberdasher 

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

asshaberdasher by Telephony November 27, 2011

assbabble 

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

assbabble by silencer999 May 9, 2006

asshaberdashery 

being an asshat; asshattery

Thanks to my roommate's asshaberdashery I had to pay the whole rent by myself.

asshaberdashery by ntext.net August 23, 2006

Assable 

A word a heterosexual male use in discussion when describing a male he could find attractive.

I think Jorge Looney is assable as far as men go.

Assable by R. Fredenburg January 17, 2008

asscabaret 

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.

{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!

asscabaret by Telephony July 18, 2020

asstabulous 

An expression of admiration for the backside of another individual.

Can also be used in reference to a member of the entertainment industry when the only notable thing about a performance was said backside.

Jessica Alba was asstabulous in "Into the Blue"

asstabulous by KristynC April 29, 2006

Assgabbler 

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011