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15.
Got's trademarked word where if you use it he will get pissed at you. Definition: one that loves ass.
Person A: You ass monger!
Got: HEY >:O
by Cortho3 March 23, 2003
 
1.
One who sells donkeys on the street.
A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
 
2.
(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
by G-maximus October 03, 2003
 
3.
A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'
son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.
by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003
 
4.
One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.
Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.
by Classik March 20, 2003
 
5.
Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.
My coworkers are all assmongers.
by snabald July 13, 2003
 
6.
Some who sells or trades ass.
The ass monger has a 20% sale.
by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004
 
7.
One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...
Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.
by Money September 07, 2003