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4. assload
A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.
1. assload
more than a lot but less than a shitload
man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.
by bug Aug 31, 2003 add a video
2. assload
The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)
And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)
by Thomas Pants, PhD Jan 14, 2004 add a video
3. Assload
An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.
Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."
5. assload
More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.
Wow that is an assload of money
6. Assload
The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.
Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.
7. assload
the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.
He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.
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