The large fleshy protrusions surrounding the asshole. Sometimes referred to as cheeks.
Yo, that honey's got some phat asslips.
If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.
An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.
Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
(noun)1. A severe Kiss-ass!
2. See kissass.
Goddammit,look at that asslips Mike sucking up to the boss for saturdays off!