a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass
good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out
by the greesy man with big nutts May 01, 2011
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One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
by Sephiroth April 09, 2003