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2.
a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass
good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out
 
1.
One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
by Sephiroth April 09, 2003