Assjacked

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!

Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!

Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014

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asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

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Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"

1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.

Asskicking Time by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023

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Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006

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Assdickery

used when you would say, "That is complete bullshit," or something along those lines.

Thats pure assdickery.

Assdickery by gemuadrken January 13, 2011

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asskickery

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

asskickery by vick jack November 5, 2004

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still getting my ass kicked

When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.

When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.

"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"

still getting my ass kicked by dnyde June 5, 2007

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