Assting 

When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.

Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.

Assting by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

Assalingus 

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

Assalingus by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

asserting dominance by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

Assmazing

An amazing girl with an incredible ass

Alicia is Assmazing.

Assmazing by Alicialover202 December 2, 2009

assraping 

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.

Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?

assraping by ThePopularDictionary January 18, 2015

Asserting Dominance 

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

Asserting Dominance by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016

assking 

When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.

Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?

assking by Bradford J. Soriano January 15, 2009