assk first 

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

assk first by QuacksO January 14, 2020

assk and ye shall receive 

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

assk and ye shall receive by QuacksO April 16, 2020

ASSKITTY 

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

assken 

assken is an ass man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king assken for ever reigning ass the best ass licker of female ass of all time!

"assken the king of all asslickers broke me the fuck off with his ass licking abilities" said the fair maiden, go ahead, assken.

assken by assken December 2, 2009

asskissery 

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.

asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008