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Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass." That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!
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Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
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A malapropism of jackass driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"
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a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family. me: hey assjack
assjack: derpa herpa clickity click friend: u dumb assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B friend: *punch in face* |
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Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.
Adjective. Similar to jackass. The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.
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Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus. "You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.
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ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex "Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"
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