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Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.
Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.
Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.
Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.
assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008
Hasj or Hash for slang in holland
A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.
Assie by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008

assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry
Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!
assieholeritis by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018
Sebastian: You're a cunt.
Ryan : God Sebastian, why you gotta be so assive?
Assive by reelest kneebruh June 7, 2018
Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy
"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"
assiness by rupan777 December 29, 2005