assisms 

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'

Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms

assisms by xxhunterxx October 6, 2011

assissippi 

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.

Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.

assissippi by horses May 8, 2006

Assissitty 

The Act of a Gorilla shoving his thumb up a human ass.

I am very sore from the Assissitty i got at the zoo.

Assissitty by Oagoz July 4, 2012

fat-assism 

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

fat-assism by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Assism 

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

Assism by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

assism 

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

assism by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

Assissin 

A small, dwarf like creature that lives either under your bed, in your closet, or possibly both. BE WARNED: These creatures are insanely strong and witty. If you ever have the displeasure of meeting one, simply run away as fast as you can, or if you're in your bed, hide under the covers until the screaming stops.

Dude, did you see that Assissin in your sisters room?

No. What were you doing in my sisters room?

Assissin by Clock Work December 30, 2012