Ashington 

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.

On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.

Ashington by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Assanatou 

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.

She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.

Assanatou by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013

Ashington 

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall

"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"

Ashington by ashingtoon February 1, 2009

assinator 

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded

on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked

assinator by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005