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386. Stupeed
1. Cramming a whole load of academic material in a limited amount of time in addition to assignments, more assignments, clinicals, pbl, practicals....

2. Claiming that we were only sponsored to pursue a course when we get ACCEPTED in a university of THEIR CHOICE...when actually we WERE already sponsored.

3. Scaring people when you are holding a HOT cup of coffee.

4. Not posting up lecture notes because medical students don't need to sit for exams (they just REALLY LIKE going to the exam hall) since the people in charge of putting it up want to become doctors

5. HURDLES....

6. 15 mins before lecture ends and there are like 40 slides left, they give one-sentenced talks...(Could have done that from the start right?)

7. Lectures on Ethics..JUST in case you want to do RESEARCH in the future...LIKE SERIOUSLY?????

8. lectures in 6-0-0-7..BODOH KA??? year 2 > year 1
that LT is soooo BIG..

9. FREE car park and PAID car park....

10. Faculty of Medicine ; loads of lectures per week ; 136 students ; ONE FUCKING PRINTER? that gets jammed most of the time
Hi Where r u studying now?
>>> MUStupeedC
387. college
This place is the best place to go if you are to become something like a doctor, or scientist, etc. Basically if you need to learn and study the aspects of a serious field then you should go.

Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!
Girl #1: "I am totally hating college right now. I have transferred twice and I still don't see the point in all of this, I just want to work on a cruise ship!"

Girl #2: "Oh my God, me too!!! This totally sucks, but at least we have each other. Hey when the summer comes let's both get a job on a cruise ship and never go back to school."

Girl #1: "Sounds like a plan to me!"

Girl #2: "We are so out of here!"
388. josify
verb (josified,josifies,josifying)

To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour

noun-josification
that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.
389. Conor
The only name to have been voted the sexiest and most awesome every year since the ONA (Official Naming Association) were conceived in 1987. Since then, those named Conor have lived up to this title and time and time again have proven that anybody with this name is both incredibly good looking, smart and funny and according to a recent study conducted by David W. Martin, Ph.D., anyone who does not agree with this is in fact mentally disabled to a substantial degree, with the main neurologically affected areas being those responsible for awesome and not being a little bitch.

If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.

To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.

All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.
"Man, that guy over there just saved the world from Godzilla", "Yeah and he's ridiculous good looking and must be amazing in bed, what a Conor"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"
390. Practical Blindness
When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
391. Sneedlegrits
Sneedlegrits are a two week collection of summary assignments which are completed after each new lesson to check for basic understanding
Kurutz-sneedlegrits!!

Student- sneedle grits!
392. Westminster Choir College
Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.

Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".

In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.
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