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God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit 

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.
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assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholebitch 

an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word
jerry is such a douche,what an asshole wait no,assholeBITCH
assholebitch by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010

stupid asshole shit 

A term that is even worse than "stupid asshole".
"Steve, you're a stupid asshole!"
"Yeah, well you're a stupid asshole shit!"
stupid asshole shit by Jorge14SD February 16, 2008

assholeyshitnigger 

the worst dis in the world. If you get called this YOU SUCK.
you are an assholeySHITnigger
assholeyshitnigger by Dan Bolsom February 29, 2008

Asshole shit cock 

When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock
your such an asshole shit cock

Assholership 

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".
This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.