assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholeness 

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007

assholeish 

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole

you're being assholeish

assholeish by allmyidea May 27, 2005

Assholelisity 

The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage

That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisity index is 100%

Assholelisity by jbyrd December 13, 2006

Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

Assholeriffic by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

assholelistic 

ass hole like...like an ass hole.nasty additude.bad disposition.

dude is so assholelistic today.dude is acting like such an asshole today.

assholelistic by andy puckett March 10, 2008

assholeyness 

A describing word, when someone is such an asshole, and you have to make up words to describe them.

He's so stupid, him and his assholeyness

assholeyness by you're_a_little_fucker April 13, 2015