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1. assholectomy
A divorce, a break-up or other ending of a relationship.

A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.
I recently had an assholectomy, after all I was already born with an asshole, there was no need to have two.

No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.
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