a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self
"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"
by bert December 13, 2004
The worst type of person. A person who is basically scared, small, unintelligent, unable to articulate a coherent thought, unable to write a coherence sentence. A person who is ignored in every conversation so shows up to public meetings with captive audiences where no one can shut him up and talk endlessly in a rural drawl that is fundamentally unintelligible. A person who has wasted his life by being bitter, hopeless, unloving, withholding, selfish, unskilled, mean, petty, and unfaithful. A person who advises a student council group and steals its money to give his son DJ equipment so that his son can use the equipment unethically for his own DJ business. A person who uses public money to purchase popcorn and cotton candy machines that he uses for his own profit. A person who has a duty to protect children as a teacher but instead chokes them into unconsciousness if they are Mexican. A person who thinks that, even with everything they have done in this life that is illegal, unethical, and wrong, thinks that his ‘one true religion’ allows him to escape the consequences of his actions and his personality. A person who hides behind anonymous gossip flyers distributed to employees in order to discredit employees of a school district, even if it hurts kids, to get what he wants politically. A person who hurts kids and embarrasses them in public meetings because he thinks it will get him what he wants. A person who is an asshole.
Vernon: I am going to choke the shit out of that student becuase he is a Mexican.

Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.
by Law on my side April 24, 2008
Kanye West
Kanye is an asshole
by happyimnotkanye September 13, 2009
A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk
Tomas Richard Ott Junior
by Sara McGee February 08, 2005
A hole surrounded by ass;

A poliet way to describe an enemy or someone you have just met

Usually found at the back of animals,
often found where the mouth should be on humans

Also a place where to find a type of misguided donkey

Ipswich town GB

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Ass Hole

He talks out of his/her ass

I took that ass from behind

If east anglia is the backside of britain that makes ipswich the ass hole
(sorry if non of you great americans get that last one)
by baz August 09, 2004
An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.

(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.

He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008

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