Jacob Carlson
Born October 27, 1997
Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole
by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015
An Eminem song in which he states that everybody knows that he's just an asshole
Everybody knows that Eminem is just an asshole.
by Awesomicus February 05, 2015
The pure and exact description of a cat
Wow I love playing with my asshole.
by Ninjacringa January 08, 2015
A person who is supposed to give a shit about you but doesn't.
My abusive father is an asshole.

shit nofuckstogive fuckless asshole shithole
by götterdämmerung December 23, 2014
Frederick Horner
"hey dude, that Fred guy is such an asshole."
by su6991tit November 20, 2014
Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.
Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
by KAmdad November 13, 2014
An annoyance.
Zara is the definition of an asshole
by Bettycrocker August 12, 2014

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