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That guy who didn't use his turning signal.
You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!
by TheRingOfAll February 08, 2014

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Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.
Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.
by Yossarian237 February 06, 2014

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- A noun used to describe bastards.
Noel is an asshole.
by iknowyouseeme007 January 27, 2014

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Can be used used as an insult.

You're such an asshole!
by anonymous090909 November 02, 2013

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A person who you find disrespectful, arrogant, rude or obnoxious. You can't stand this person, yet you can't go a day without knowing what they're up to. You realise they know what they're talking about, and they're mostly right. An asshole is a very stubborn person.
Man, that girl is such an asshole!
by RakRakRakHeheheheheheh October 28, 2013

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An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013

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A classic rock fan. Period.
No asshole can be as stinky and as rotting as a classic rock fan.
by NagisaHazukiSucks September 28, 2013

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