An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
A male who commits adulterous acts, which is fine, however, once he's found out, denies it all. Once his close brother-like friends get tired of hearing his bullshit, he has to go talk shit in the great state of Maryland.

What this asshole fails to realize is 1. he has a small penis. 2. he's a coward. 3. playing the "nice guy" only works if you're actually nice.

It's sad when a friendship is lost and a girl regrets ever turning around to meet him in the first place.
this asshole has completed all of these acts
a. sleeping with ugly beezys w/ nasty bodies (some with boyfriends).
b. not owning up to his choices in fear of actually being seen as the grimy] ass he truly is.
c. saying too much shit and claiming he "didn't do anything"
by sooooo DONE February 10, 2010
A self-centered guy who steals girls first kisses then breaks their hearts.
"My ex-boyfriend is a real asshole! For he is the definition of asshole."
by MuffinBananaHammock January 20, 2007
someone who gets anything he wants any time he wants without having to work for it.
my friend with the new Italian dirtbike is such an "asshole".
by the blue blazer February 19, 2005
A person who bluntly asks, "Are you fucking retarded?" when everyone else just feels sorry for you and/or don't want to hurt your feelings. An asshole tends to be proud of their label and when called an asshole, will most likely have a comeback that clearly distinguishes them as an asshole but at the same time makes you look like a total idiot. They give a very frank commentary about the world around them, and are hated by many because they will point out a persons obvious character flaws, thus ending said persons fantasy of being the best. Assholes have much more honor than their counterparts, the douchebags in that they can be as mean, rude and inconsiderate as they want but still have friends to back them up, while despite the douchebags best efforts to seem cool will be hated inevitably. Befriending an asshole can be very beneficial because even though they will still make fun of you all the time it's more of a "poking-fun" type thing and are striving to make you a more socially acceptable person. In conclusion, assholes are an aquired taste; impossible to like at first, but once you learn that whatever one asshole says about you it's what 100 others are thinking they don't seem so bad. Assholes have a much more real view of the world than they get credit for because they don't sugarcoat and speak facts that many would rather ignore. If you think someone is an asshole, all that means is that they have shit on you and you don't have shit on them.
Douchebag: Hey asshole what's with that earring are you a fag or somethin lol and someone told me you went shopping at goodwill lol your like pretty lame lol

Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom.

Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole...

Asshole: That's right.
by dontbesohardontheassholes November 16, 2009
1. The opening of the anus.
2. A jerk
1. My asshole hurts.
2. You are such an asshole, Dylan.
by Stuckinthe90s January 20, 2009
a guy who insists on messing with the wrong people.
Jungle Jim from A101 is a total Asshole, you see that crap he started with those guys???
by Mookbuster December 21, 2006
People that can't appreaciate all kinds of music no matter what genre.

Backed up all though music history.And from my expirences in the late 90's and 2000 years.People that will just fucking mess with you for liking one band or singer they don't.
Me: I like pop,rap,punk,country etc.
Them: Shut the fuck up!That kind of music sucks!
Me: Assholes! Why do you have to ruin everything good about music in general.
by kizzelly June 02, 2004

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