An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010

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ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.
the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008

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someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others
"the wiggeracross the street is the biggest asshole on the block"
by thedude July 09, 2004

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Where Gay people go to show there love.
1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.
by Matt February 24, 2005

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the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary
those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

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the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.
gahd he's such an assholeee! (emphasizing the word to the max!)
by toosmart October 03, 2006

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1) One person of many sprinkled about the face of the Earth by god to test the patience of those who believe in him. Most of which are relatives
or live in your city.

2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.
1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an asshole!

2) Nuff said!
by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007

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Anyone who isnt you.
That asshole
your an asshole
IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
Their are assholes everywhere!!!
by Rockstarplayer1 December 11, 2007

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