An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
1.The slang term for the opening at the end of the digestive tract.
2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.
Ex. 1. His asshole really hurts.
Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.
by Sancho2523 March 09, 2006
GEORGE W. BUSH, that son of a bitch!
Bush is the asshole of the world!
by crazykrazyqrazy December 04, 2007
The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. The asshole is closely related to the sphincter which is a ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of the asshole or other orifice and relaxes as required to push your shitstool out of your body.
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your asshole, good sir.
by poop­ July 21, 2006
One that refuses to accept the world around them.

From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)
Politicians are such assholes.
by Scruffy April 05, 2005
someone who thinks he's cool.. but really, really not, and goes around doing things JUST to piss people off.
an example... the asshole CJ
by a girl February 22, 2005
1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.
Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.
by Ryan September 16, 2004
Where Gay people go to show there love.
1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.
by Matt February 24, 2005

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