An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
1.A name you would call someone whom you strongly dislike such as a mother-in-law or an ex-boyfriend.


3.The location where the penis is inserted during butt sex.

4.Annoying people on the highway whom cut you off.

5.Any hole on a donkey.

6.The puckered up hole by which your shit comes out.
1."He's already got a new girlfriend? We've only been broken up for a week! ASSHOLE."

2. Doctor: "Well your asshole looks pretty healthy..."

3. "He fucked my asshole so hard last night man, I swear I'll never shit the same.

4. "Did you just see that asshole cut me off?!"

5. "Give the donkey the apple" "I don't want to go anywhere near that asshole!"

6. plop....plop....ploppppppppppppppppp.......
by labeast8D July 12, 2009
someone like "iheartreality" who uses this site as a forum to express bitter resentment for people who disagree with communist views
Man, what an asshole "iheartreality" is! He needs to take ridalin.
by ihatelibs April 16, 2009
George W. Bush, Tony Blair, The Queen, Nelson Mandela, Maggie Thatcher. E.I. Anyone that has been/will be/is currently in power. Usually royalty or government.
"That asshole stopped milk in 1976!"
"What an asshole, he sent us to war!"
"Argh! What an asshole!"
by Not_So_Funny_Now November 29, 2007
dumb, stupid, mean, obnoxious fool.
girl #1: he's such an ass hole..
girl #2: all boys are ass holes.
girl #1: ..true...
by final lion April 29, 2007
To fuck some one in the ass.
He wants to ass hole you.
by Judge dredd7 August 10, 2011
dylan and kachina
wow your such a dylan becuase your an asshole!
by abcdefg-12345 October 23, 2010
Any guy who doesn't do, or buy EVERYTHING, that his wife, girlfriend or mistress tells him to do / asks him for.
GF : oh wow look at this dress! only 300 bucks? Can you but it for me honey?
BF: what's the occasion?
GF: There isnt one? You should want to.
BF: Oh. Well, I don't
GF OMG, you're such an asshole!
by The Mad Hatter 55 September 23, 2010

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