An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.
Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.
by THE A**HOLE July 10, 2010
A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" cuz he "thinks" it SURELY could not apply to or negatively impact him because he's too much The S_ _ t!!!
The dude is such a ridiculously arrogant, overly-self-confident Asshole, that it's obvious he must be incredibly INSECURE -- or just plain CRAZY!
by Yo! April 17, 2004
What you are currently sitting on.
Man! my asshole is itchy.
by RC February 26, 2005
1. a real prick. 2. a jiving, slppery mother F* who really rubs humanity the wrong way. 3. my whoring party-whore ex wife.
you god damned ass hole!
by Vapor Trail August 20, 2003
The type of guy that girls like but most just are to stupid to admit their shallowness.
I was really nice to that girl, then a drunk football player called her a bitch and she humped him and dumped me.
by B October 18, 2004
A person who is being a total dick and needs his ass kicked
Person: "Did you do that math homework"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
by WhiteOG March 14, 2006
The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara!! What an asshole.
by Bwillis August 05, 2007
any group of people who offend you
nu septaton are a bunch of assholes
by david October 12, 2003

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