look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
225.
1. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
2. most people in the Afghani area.
3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
6. any person that won’t answer a simple question
7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.
Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.
by bread infection December 10, 2009
8 12
 
1.
Your current boss.
"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
15607 3287
 
2.
someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!
by Jenna Tools November 30, 2002
9431 2934
 
3.
Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.
"I got hair on my asshole!"
by escapedgoat September 30, 2004
5982 2777
 
4.
A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.
that asshole just cut me off
by miney May 28, 2005
4292 1850
 
5.
An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.
Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.
by vicfan March 24, 2004
3982 1672
 
6.
Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.
That asshole took my parking space.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004
3054 1382
 
7.
The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.
See this site:

www.thedipstop.com/Asshole.html
by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
2510 998