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a badass person who pisses you off and most refered as a dick or a dickhead.
¨god,mike is such a asshole.¨
by girl456 July 01, 2009

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A person who gets on your damn nerves, a person with disrespect and being a total jackass is their thing. A person who just could've been nicer.
I went into a bathroom and there was a whole gang of ugly dudes wearing red shirts. I almost laughed but those motherfuckers scared me. About to use the bathroom, one of them pushed me and went into the stall saying, " No bitch ass faggot ass rock lovin white motherfuckers allowed." All his friends got quiet and looked at me and I felt a flash of anger go through me but I was blinded with a gut instinct telling myself to leave because it was dangerous in there for me, an outsider. I'm not sure but I think I crossed one of those stupid bitch ass gangs, lol. That's just ONE example of being a true asshole.
by Matthew Robinson April 12, 2008

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a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people
"I fucking hate assholes like you!"
by Dirge February 01, 2005

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people who fuck up our country spending us into the debt of ass backwards china
the previous FOUR assholes elected to the office of the president of the united states have been spending my money plus buckets of imaginary money to pay off the other assholes who helped them get into office. both the republican party and the democratic party are filled almost entirely with apathetic, hypocritical assholes. It is treasonous to spend a country into debt! The best way to stop treasonous asshole spending is to execute traitors. The fewer assholes the better.
by ExecuteTreasonousAssholes June 27, 2011

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The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."
I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.
by The Constar February 25, 2009

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1. The opening of the anus.
2. A jerk
1. My asshole hurts.
2. You are such an asshole, Dylan.
by Stuckinthe90s January 20, 2009

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(1) The shit-stained orifice situated between the two halves of the gluteus maximus muscle. Its primary function is biological elimination, but humans occasionally abuse it for sodomy purposes.

(2) A human being, usually male, subjectively deemed to exemplify traits of the anatomic equivalent, usually due to obvious character flaws that cause emotional distress in others, or unprovoked aggressive behavior.

(3) The male equivalent of a "bitch," when "bitch" describes a woman displaying unwarranted aggressive behavior.
(1) "I took such a big dump that my asshole hurts."

"Due to the relatively weak structure of the asshole's surrounding tissues in comparison to the vagina, HIV is sometimes thought erroneously to be more contagious via anal sex."

(2) "You're such an asshole for telling that old lady to fuck herself."

"My ex-boyfriend is such an asshole, calling me 10 times a day."

(3) ::After nearly getting in a barfight:: "Let's get out of here, you don't have to deal with these assholes."
by inversewebster January 13, 2009

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1. The orifice generally located around the pelvis, where shit exits, into a toilet, in a bag, or on somebody's face or mouth. Contrary to popular belief, the asshole is not only for excreting wastes, but seems to be a popular location for the insertion and concealment of drugs. Also where girls and boys alike can stick another man or woman's penis into.

2. A person who's sole existence is based on the action of shitting on everything, and in result making everything they do, touch, or interact with in any way generally very shitty.
1. Sorry, my asshole is exit only.

2. "But...that's where I poop."
"Baby, not right now it isn't."

3. "Hey gu--"
"Shut the fuck up Steve, you're a fucking asshole."
by Stranger With Candy March 16, 2007

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