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a badass person who pisses you off and most refered as a dick or a dickhead.
¨god,mike is such a asshole.¨
by girl456 July 01, 2009

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(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.

(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.

He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008

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1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"

2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"

3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
by SargeB October 05, 2009

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Someone who displays very rude, vulgar, inappropriate, distasteful behavior that causes a major inconvenience to those around them.

However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
Examples of assholic behavior, and why:

1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.

2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.

3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.

4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"

...dickhead.
by well whatever August 24, 2008

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In the 18th and 19th century, thievery was prevalent in the Wild West. Freight companies often used teams of horses or donkeys to move goods from town to town. Marauding thieves would often target these mule and horse teams for their valuable cargo--including salt, hematite and sometimes raw beef.

Any 5 year old knows that trying to stop a 16 mule team at a full gallop, dead in its tracks is not only impossible, but also dangerous. One runs the risk of being trampled or even eaten alive, limb by limb. So, to bring these pachyderms to a stop, bandits would dig trenches 20 feet deep and 30 feet long then cover the trench with sticks and stones and weed and bombs. The mule team would unsuspectingly go galloping over the covered trench and to their dismay, would fall in and all of the horses and mules would perish. The cargo, however, would remain intact and it was then simply a matter of the thieves lower themselves into the pit to reap the reward of raw beef and hematite from the corpses of the mules.

These pits soon became known as assholes, as the primary type of animal that would become ensnared were mules and donkeys. As rail and steam ships became more common for transporting goods, the "asshole" fell out of popularity. The true meaning of the word became diluted over time and eventually came to mean 'a dishonest or thieving person who does not have the best intentions for others.'
Sorry I'm late. I got caught up in an asshole.
by furnfee October 23, 2009

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1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole
by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009

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A person who does not look like an actually a**hole, but displays an attitude which is rather unpleasant much like the image of an a**hole ; I.e. blaize davis
That guy chews with his mouth open and talks with his mouth full, what an asshole
by blake5ever March 31, 2017

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A male who commits adulterous acts, which is fine, however, once he's found out, denies it all. Once his close brother-like friends get tired of hearing his bullshit, he has to go talk shit in the great state of Maryland.

What this asshole fails to realize is 1. he has a small penis. 2. he's a coward. 3. playing the "nice guy" only works if you're actually nice.

It's sad when a friendship is lost and a girl regrets ever turning around to meet him in the first place.
this asshole has completed all of these acts
a. sleeping with ugly beezys w/ nasty bodies (some with boyfriends).
b. not owning up to his choices in fear of actually being seen as the grimy] ass he truly is.
c. saying too much shit and claiming he "didn't do anything"
by sooooo DONE February 10, 2010

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