Someone who displays very rude, vulgar, inappropriate, distasteful behavior that causes a major inconvenience to those around them.

However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
Examples of assholic behavior, and why:

1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.

2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.

3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.

4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"

...dickhead.
by well whatever August 24, 2008

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Your current boss.
"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."
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someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!
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Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.
"I got hair on my asshole!"
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A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.
that asshole just cut me off
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An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.
Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.
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Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.
That asshole took my parking space.
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The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.
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