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14.
1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher
1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005
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50.
(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a jerk; a prick; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people.

(n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.
That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that.

He kicked me right in the asshole!!!
by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008
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51.
1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you
1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole
by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009
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52.
Someone who displays very rude, vulgar, inappropriate, distasteful behavior that causes a major inconvenience to those around them.

However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.
Examples of assholic behavior, and why:

1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space.

2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line.

3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie.

4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"

...dickhead.
by well whatever August 24, 2008
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53.
A person who gets on your damn nerves, a person with disrespect and being a total jackass is their thing. A person who just could've been nicer.
I went into a bathroom and there was a whole gang of ugly dudes wearing red shirts. I almost laughed but those motherfuckers scared me. About to use the bathroom, one of them pushed me and went into the stall saying, " No bitch ass faggot ass rock lovin white motherfuckers allowed." All his friends got quiet and looked at me and I felt a flash of anger go through me but I was blinded with a gut instinct telling myself to leave because it was dangerous in there for me, an outsider. I'm not sure but I think I crossed one of those stupid bitch ass gangs, lol. That's just ONE example of being a true asshole.
by Matthew Robinson April 12, 2008
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54.
a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people
"I fucking hate assholes like you!"
by Dirge February 01, 2005
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55.
1. The orifice generally located around the pelvis, where shit exits, into a toilet, in a bag, or on somebody's face or mouth. Contrary to popular belief, the asshole is not only for excreting wastes, but seems to be a popular location for the insertion and concealment of drugs. Also where girls and boys alike can stick another man or woman's penis into.

2. A person who's sole existence is based on the action of shitting on everything, and in result making everything they do, touch, or interact with in any way generally very shitty.
1. Sorry, my asshole is exit only.

2. "But...that's where I poop."
"Baby, not right now it isn't."

3. "Hey gu--"
"Shut the fuck up Steve, you're a fucking asshole."
by Stranger With Candy March 16, 2007
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56.
A person, male of course who is just a total headwrecker. Likes to flirt around
with pretty girsl and then tell all their male collegues at work that you approached them!! and they weren't interested.And on top of that are arrogant, rude and totally self-centered
the guy who sits next to me at work
by haileybop June 08, 2005
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