1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher
1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005

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A great drinking game.
Play in Asshole is organized into tricks, much like Hearts or Bridge.

The Asshole (the person to place last in the previous round, see below) shuffles and deals the cards. All the cards are dealt, until none are left, in clockwise rotation.

The player on the dealer's left begins by leading any card, or set of matching cards, though in some house rules the player with a certain card always leads. The player to their left may then play an equal number of matching cards with a higher face value, or may pass. Note that you must play the same number of cards as the lead. If the leader starts with one card, only one card may be played on top of it; if they lead with a pair, only pairs may be played on top of it, and so on. The next player may do the same, and so on. This continues until all players pass. The last person to play cards leads the next trick.

General rules:
A two (2) card is "clear", meaning all played cards are removed, and the person playing the 2 starts again4
If there are 2 or 3 of a card on the table (in a row), and a player has the rest to "complete the set" of all four cards, that can be done, regardless of whose turn it is currently. The cards are cleared, and the player who "completed the set" gets to go again, as if he or she laid a "clear" in the previous round.
If a player passes, he or she must drink.
When players pass, this does not limit them in any way from playing later, even during the same trick.
When a player matches the rank of the previously played card, the next player's turn is skipped. A skipped player must drink.
If a player reaches his or her last card, he or she must immediately yell "last card". If someone points out that they didn't say it, or if someone else reaches their own last card, and yells it first, then, the player who forgot to yell is automatically the asshole for the next round.
by Wakamusha August 21, 2007

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George W. Bush. The president of the United States of America.
"Our president, George W. Bush, is an asshole!"
by Jordan The Great January 14, 2007

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Annoying motor vehicle operator.
Someone you might flip the bird to. Drivers driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cell; stereo with too much bass; driving a vehicle blowing smoke.

Maybe not even driving. Parked vehicle with a wailing siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.
by Typical User September 08, 2006

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v. to run into the vehicle in front of you
Keep your eyes on the road, Dan, you nearly assholed that guy.
by King D. July 27, 2006

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Any male member of the Bush Family. Also can be used as "Dumb Asshole."
Dubya was tired of being called an Asshole so he said to the media, "Bring it on......" *Clint Eastwood western music....*
by Samuel Macon May 26, 2006

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Someone who annoys me.
The fuck are you looking at?! ASSHOLE!
by Penis November 26, 2004

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a really big jerk
that guy is such an asshole.
by Kristin December 11, 2003

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