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14.
1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher
1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005
 
204.
Someone who annoys me.
The fuck are you looking at?! ASSHOLE!
by Penis November 26, 2004
 
205.
A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.

2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.

3.) What's wrong with you asshole!

4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?

Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.

Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!

Lucy: ...
by elburro90 June 25, 2014
 
206.
someone who thinks they know everything about music and goes on urban dictionary to argue with people about which artist sucks and who doesn't suck. Any decent human being (aspecially a self proclaimed "metal head") would not care about what other people think about the music they listen to. When you try to defend the band you like it makes you appear weak and makes everybody else who likes that band look bad. When you talk shit about a band you dont even listen to its just making hate inderectly which is some pussy shit. give it a rest and live with the fact that there are people out there who like different music than you. FASCIST PIGS!
asshole1:omfg i love a7x!!!!! they rawk!
asshole2: a7x sux big time dick fuck you
asshole1: stfu a7x is the best band evaaaaaa!
asshole2:thats not even metal and ur probly like 10 years old
asshole1:no waaaaaaaaa!
ME: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! so fuckin annoying...
by YouCanAllSuckIt December 10, 2010
 
207.
1. The cavity of ones Anus
2. Someone who acts tough and thinks everyone like them when in fact everyone thinks they are a tool
3. Justin Bieber.
Man Nick Is such an asshole (2) he really like the asshole(1) of the asshole (3)
by Lhorath November 06, 2010
 
208.
1.A name you would call someone whom you strongly dislike such as a mother-in-law or an ex-boyfriend.

2.Anus

3.The location where the penis is inserted during butt sex.

4.Annoying people on the highway whom cut you off.

5.Any hole on a donkey.

6.The puckered up hole by which your shit comes out.
1."He's already got a new girlfriend? We've only been broken up for a week! ASSHOLE."

2. Doctor: "Well your asshole looks pretty healthy..."

3. "He fucked my asshole so hard last night man, I swear I'll never shit the same.

4. "Did you just see that asshole cut me off?!"

5. "Give the donkey the apple" "I don't want to go anywhere near that asshole!"

6. plop....plop....ploppppppppppppppppp.......
by labeast8D July 12, 2009
 
209.
someone like "iheartreality" who uses this site as a forum to express bitter resentment for people who disagree with communist views
Man, what an asshole "iheartreality" is! He needs to take ridalin.
by ihatelibs April 16, 2009
 
210.
George W. Bush, Tony Blair, The Queen, Nelson Mandela, Maggie Thatcher. E.I. Anyone that has been/will be/is currently in power. Usually royalty or government.
"That asshole stopped milk in 1976!"
"What an asshole, he sent us to war!"
"Argh! What an asshole!"
by Not_So_Funny_Now November 29, 2007