1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher
1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005
when someone intentionally does something to piss you off.
Nick Hardisty is an asshole because he knowingly let his girlfriend run into a door specifically so he could laugh at her.
by Schwills May 20, 2011
Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.
Type in asshole on google and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button, you'll find out what it means.
by TheFearI95 January 22, 2011
a place where no guy should be penetrated

a place that guys penetrate on grls when they bend over
"dude, how was it," "not good bro, i got it up the asshole"

"yo stan did you give it her" "yah rigt when she bent over"
by nicoyacobuci May 16, 2010
1. Somebody who is irreverent, creative, and funny, and who highlights what a goose-livered looser pansy you are to your girlfriend.

2. Someone socialist fuck-wits want to beat to death after interment in a goolag.
That asshole fucked my girlfriend and made me realize that I am a pathetic nothing waste of a human with no heart, soul, creativity or beauty. That asshole, and all assholes, need to be purged, so that my girlfriend, and maybe lots of other women, have no choice but to be with me.
by Edmundo Daudi March 15, 2010
a complete dick usually named Jordan or David
likes to think hes a playa but gots no game!
"dude did you see what that asshole did!"
'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'
by asianessandwhiteness August 22, 2009
1. A douchebag
2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation
1. My boss is a complete asshole
2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?
by $chan November 01, 2008
A perfect word to use when somethings bad or gross.
1. It smells like asshole.
2. It looks like asshole.
3. You are an asshole.
by LINDIEE August 06, 2008

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