| 1. | High Asshole | ||
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After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'. more...
There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot. Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'. |
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| 2. | captain asshole | ||
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the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick. look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes. |
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| 3. | Social Asshole | ||
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noun or adjective
An asshole who cares little or not at all about how his dim lit thoughts and behaviours affect others Lacking ordinary social regard, adaptability, and keenness of mind and who also lacks empathic regard towards those who may be affected by his/her ill-considered thoughts or behaviours. See related - Fucktard Psychology. A person of low order when classifying behaviour righteousness in regards to the impact it has on immediate group wellness, sustainability of group dynamics, and empathic regard of all others who may, or may not be included in his/her relationships or community. Not limited to these examples;
someone cutting in line, trying to milk the system by giving shit to someone who doesn't deserve and expecting to recieve something free, an upgrade, or a refund out of it is a social asshole Reckless drivers and drunk drivers who hurt things they hit, impatient and obnoxious drivers -they all cause social harm and annoyment; they are said to be social assholes or fucktards, depending on the severity of the harm caused (hit a cyclist or pedestrian = fucktard, hit a tree or run people of the roads = social asshole) polluting, littering, driving an SUV in the city, prejudice, aggressivemess in public view, thieving, exploiting ... the list goes on... |
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| 4. | Karen | ||
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Karen is a common girls name. But when used as slang, it is meant to refer to a person within a group that is ussually the biggest jerk or annoyance. Based off of the comedy from Dane Cook. A karen is the douche of the group. Karen will always be an asshole, or douchebag. But we still put up with them anyways. When calling that person Karen they will not understand it, and will most likely show the Karen side to themselves, and get angry over being called it. If anyone is to ask who or what Karen is. You are to say "Karen is Karen" in the most simple terms, that is who karen is. "God i swear, Karen pisses me off so much"
"Whos Karen?" "Karen is Karen" "You mean Ilia?" "Exactly, Ilia is Karen" |
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| 5. | shitshow joe | ||
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a man who likes to drink way more then should be possible for a man his size
likes to drink everynight of the week in the dorms gets drunk and does not remember the next day never admits to having a limit you are such a shitshow joe
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| 6. | The Asshole Game | ||
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The Asshole Game is played among a group of people, wherein certain members of the group flat out refuse to answer their phones. Loss is inevitable in The Asshole Game, nobody wins. Tim: Hey, you heard from John today?
Bob: No, he's playing The Asshole Game. Tim: Shit. |
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| 7. | Asshole Convention | ||
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A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior. I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
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