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1. asshole ear
Those wireless blutooth ear devices, usually with blinking lights, that people use to talk on the phone. Useful for talking while driving, but otherwise unneccesary and annoying. Alot of unimportant people wear asshole ears to seem important and they often come off as crazy people talking to themselves.
What the fuck did you say to me!? Oh, my bad, I didn't see your asshole ear.

I cant stand when people wear asshole ear in a restaurant. You're not important! Take it out!
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