someone who defends an absurd position only for the sake of gaining attention
1. only an asshat would complain about hashtags in a public forum!
2. only an asshat would defend hashtags in a public forum!
3. are you going down to that pro gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
4. are you going down to that anti gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
by jdirt2019 February 23, 2013
Someone with their head far up their ass from bending over too much. In other words, an anal sex addict. Usually the word is used as an insult.
Tommy's such an asshat.
by bonquiqui-latisha June 16, 2011
To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.
My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
Going to a location for the purpose of aimlessly wandering and/or behaving as someone with their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Usually late at night.
Phone text message conversation:

Hey! We're going to go asshat at Wal-Mart, wanna come?

It's 2AM, why the hell are you still up? Okay, I'll meet you over there.
by Gol_Stoan August 03, 2010
When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat
Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!
by The Door Guy July 09, 2010
one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.
"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."
by Knotty1 February 07, 2010
(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.
Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.

by The Hankerchief December 31, 2008

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