Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.
"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"
by Tanis Nikana May 14, 2007
The way Joshua C. acts towards his sisters MOST of the time. Nit picking and whining for no reason what so ever. Acting like a big baby and getting on peoples nerves or being an attachment.
Josh, stop being such and ass hat!
by Foxmeister November 09, 2005
1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.
Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.
by Mer May 29, 2004
1. The act of killing someone, placing your bare ass upon their head, taking a picture, and posting it for the world to see.

2. A dolt. A person with their head so far up their ass that they can taste the last meal they ate. Eg. A paladin or an Albion player.
1. I just ass-hatted that guy, wanna see the picture?

2. Those asshat paladins should all be hung, drawn, and quartered.
by Derigor Mortis March 05, 2005
1.the paper ring, usually pulled from behind the toilet, in public restrooms, to situate yer ass on as u drop the deuce.

2.a person who has their head up their ass so it appears to be a hat and/or helmet. also see ass helmet.
1.i had to drop a deuce so bad i forgot to put on the asshat and got herpes on my ass from the toilet seat. bush is such an asshat.
by bild July 12, 2006
1. (adjective) used to describe someone who has pissed you off.

2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat)

3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.
1. Merv is such an asshat! He sunk my yacht with a stick of dynamite!

2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time.

3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.
by Raccooninabox July 01, 2006
Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.
Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.
by Diego Jones September 27, 2006
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