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A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)
pass me the remote you asshat
by maxnewt June 30, 2006
17 66
1. A person or persons that display ass like qualities.

2. An ass that someone wears as a hat i.e you have some ones head up your ass.

3. A hat that someone wears on their ass i.e a raging butt pirate

4. A guy named Burgh in CT who practices asshatery.

2+2 does not equal 7 you ass-hat!

Get over here and keep my rear warm you ass-hat!

That guy is the boss's ass-hat.

Burgh you are a giant ass-hat!
by BlackboyT November 16, 2007
32 108
One who is clueless, moronic, and unworthy of attention. But ia a perpetual attention whore.
'Current President Obama is an absolute 'Ass-Hat'.
by abigguy July 25, 2009
71 148
Ass-hat. President George Bush and Dick Cheney are both clueless and bumbling idiots. Meaning they are both ass-hat
1. George Bush was an ass-hat when it was time to help Katrina victims.

2. Every time Sarah Palin opens her mouth she looks like an ass-hat

3. The Republican party is filled with ass-hats
by L.L.L January 22, 2009
57 142
The act of crouching repeatedly over a dead opponents head while gaming, thus demoralizing said opponent with much pwning.
Pwner: *Bang*
Pwned: *Dies*
Pwner: *Crouches repeatedly over dead body*
Pwned: *Witnesses Pwner's ass repeatedly bouncing over head*, "Damn, I got ass-hatted."
by ShocKWavE686 November 25, 2007
22 109
1)one who retains ass-like qualities or pratices ass-hatery

2)a device used to compress or hold extreme amounts of feces in the caranium

see @55 H47
"You ass-hat put that staple-gun down!"
by DonkeyThunder February 22, 2003
134 223
the out come of a practice of wearing something sphincterally tight around one's head, cutting off the blood flow and dramatically lowering social skills.
"Barry you ass-hat, what did you do that for"
by MyMateSue October 29, 2005
55 145