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One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
by Anonymous October 11, 2002
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Idiotic, stupid. To act like a moron.

From the popular insult "to have your head up your ass". This imagry leads to ones ass being placed on the head like a hat, hence "asshat".
That asshat spilled soda all over my new shirt.
by deadzombie August 13, 2004
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One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around.
Leave 'em alone, asshat!
by Iceburg124 December 22, 2004
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People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton December 16, 2005
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A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."
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describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.
A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.
by ami am November 16, 2005
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A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."
by asshater August 13, 2006
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