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A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.
The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!" If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe. "That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."
"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you." |
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One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
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Oct 11, 2002
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A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."
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a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.) "Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction." |
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describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity. A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat. |
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A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.
Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole. "Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."
"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking." |
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One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull. "Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"
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one who is oblivious to the world around them,lacking common sense,their head might as well be up their ass. ec isn't going to vegas so he can put rocks around his yard,what an asshat,he is going to miss the best time ever!
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