1)An artical of anal headwear.
a."you, sir, are an artical of anal headwear!"
b."wait I'm an asshat?"
Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!
1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.
Those are bitching asshats-Greg
A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.
"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"
What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you
Aaric's an ass hat...
One or more persons drops pants and place their bare asses on the victims head, take a photo and laugh your own ass off.
Mayr is a frequent wearer of an ass hat.
He does not find it funny butt we do.
When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.
You are truly an ass hat.
A tattoo above a womans anus. Thus a hat for her ass.
Guy 1 - "Hey man did you see that tramp stamp right above that girl's ass?"
Guy 2 - "That my friend, is what we call an asshat. Tramp stamps are above the vagina."
Guy 1 - "Touché."