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describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.
A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.
by ami am November 16, 2005
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A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."
by asshater August 13, 2006
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a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.
wow candice price is a total asshat
by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008
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A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.
Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."
by Danyill May 13, 2007
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someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.
mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:
by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 26, 2006
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One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.
"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"
by Dervish March 05, 2006
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a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)
"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."
by andiland July 20, 2005
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