1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"
2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.
1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.
I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.
2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.
I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.
Unofficial, Punitive, extra duty assigned by a superior ranked non-commissioned officer in the Marine Corps that happens when you get caught fucking off or fucking up.
PFC Screwsupalot just got caught with a dirty rifle. I bet Corporal Asshandler is going to give him a dickshot for it.
"Why is PFC Dumbshit mopping the floor with a towel?"
"Oh, Seargent Hardass is giving him a dickshot for sleeping at his post."