asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

Asshauler

An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights.

"Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler."

Asshauler by FloridaSunshine78 January 8, 2012

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

Asscandle by Victor February 24, 2005

New York Asslanders 

Another way to say the NHL team "New York Islanders" as an insult. Said by New York Rangers fans.

Fuck the New York Asslanders

New York Asslanders by TheRealUltraJack299 December 4, 2022

asshanger

An uninvited and unwanted participant in a social situation, especially a loud, insulting, or disruptive individual.

Joe wouldn't shut up last night. We didn't even want that asshanger around, anyway!

asshanger by DJ16 January 30, 2009

Asshanded 

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?

Asshanded by trollertroller December 8, 2011

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

asscandle by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003