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Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.
That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.
by SFSMaus March 02, 2006
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Worse than assholes, they're not wholes they're halves
I wonder how many millions these asshalves who own these companies contributed to the Romney/Ryan campaign?
by Captain Cheesewhiz November 19, 2012
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A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.
You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.
by ass troll February 20, 2009
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To share, or split space. Usually a space at a show, con,or vendor space.
" Sure, I will asshalf a chair with you if you want to do the show."
by Cigany January 28, 2013
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