Bubble Guts, Weird stomach cramps, and an abnormal amount of stinky ass funk.
Ass Gravy is mostly diarhea with an occasional Turd nugget.
Woman "So you have Ass Gravy, you disgusting sod!"
consistency. Found within the rectum and on the anus if one is not up to par with personal cleansing. Ass gravy can also be found in sewage pipes as a smelly gray residue.
Hey baby, mind if i stir your ass gravy?
In a sentence:
I fixed the toilet and got ass gravy all over my hands!