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2.
Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.
Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.
by Dreben_2097 July 08, 2005
 
1.
a German word that means you stupid dumb ass.
"You guys are the biggest assers."
by Bob Lush March 09, 2003
 
3.
a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.
"You guys are the biggest asser."
by Bob Lush March 09, 2003
 
4.
A seriously shallow person (usually female)
Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers
by Gentrification for Marsupials April 28, 2011