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v; To rape, usually in the buttox.

Derived from the book The Kite Runner. In said book, a character named Assef raped a little boy named Hassan, and later in life, Hassan's son.

Often used casually and is synonomous with "I'm screwed"
1. OMG I forgot to studdy last night! I am so assefed!!!

2. Oh crap, I left my project at home, Mr. Bessin is so gonna assef me!
by Community_Property June 15, 2007

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