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7. assed out
when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)
That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!
1. assed out
out of luck
The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.
2. assed out
to be done. tired beyond the point of tired. running on empty. used instead of pass out.
i worked 11 hours today, im assed out.

its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.

she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.
3. assed out
1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party

2)A major drug high

3)Tired, worn out

4)Out of luck
1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"

2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.

3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'

4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.
4. assed out
Extremely tired, won't wake up for anything.
Guy to his sleeping roommates at 2:00pm, "Damn! I was gone for a minute and your both still assed out!"
5. assed out
1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.
1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!
by flurky Oct 28, 2003 add a video
6. assed out
sleep brought on by overconsumption of miscellaneous substances
damn, i had a xanbar and a fifth of vodka and i was assed out
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