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1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.
dude, my cock is an asscruncher!
by Tom!!! June 09, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.
Ryan, you ass cruncher!
by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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