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asschopsticks 

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.
Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks
asschopsticks by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

assopopulous 

This is When You pucker up your butt hole to resemble a kiss then you place it on your partner and begin kissing him/her.
My girlfriend gave me an assopopulous on my chin....
assopopulous by fernandob July 29, 2007

asscohol 

This is the smell that lingers in the air after you wake up from a long night of partying. It is a combination of smelling like straight ass and alcohol.
Damn dude! You smell like asscohol!
asscohol by Amid Jihad August 2, 2007

asscropulation

When there is a large amount of really nice asses, like in a club setting. This term could be used in any setting like a school, or something to tell your friends so that they will want to join you at a party...
dude on phone: hey chump, get your butt down to this party, we have major asscropulation happening...
asscropulation by Stephie-poos February 8, 2006
noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes
Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope
Asspope by Mattricio January 1, 2003
From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.
I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.
asscock by Darcy January 14, 2005