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I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.
by Darcy January 14, 2005
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A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.
"He had a total ass cock."
by Milkyjg October 19, 2007
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The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock.
by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002
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A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick.
Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son.
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night.
Justin: You ass cock!
by ratpack March 30, 2006
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"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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An insult or exclamatory remark.
You are such an asscock.
Fucking asscock!!
by crashdown December 16, 2003
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Jay and Silent Bob might take a fist-full of asscock in the mouth if they were strapped for cash.
by Gothic Bob May 10, 2003
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