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Assclunch originated from the the latin phrase "A mari usque ad marius" which was a sexual act where the Emperor of Rome would two butt cheeks, one a man, one a woman and insert his penis between them both, effectively making himself an instant-bisexual.
He assclunched in the club with Helga and Bruce!
by Deirdre November 15, 2004

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